Please import the following as soon as possible:
Green means go; red means full. This is especially lovely when those compact cars hide and deceive you into thinking you’ve hit the parking jackpot when you haven’t.
The SIM card doesn’t fit in your phone slot? Just trim it down!
I don’t know what qualifies as bad driving here yet, but I’ll let you know when I find out!
How else would you get your grocery cart down to your car?
With thanks from Manila,